I came back from Berlin and thus completed my quest of bringing Dali-the-dog, and Marius-the-cat is like “wtf is this. It’s all WHITE, it’s is BIG, it’s drinking my WATER and it has a TAIL.”
"I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out."